Elton Camp : Writing

Keep Your Obnoxious Baby to Yourself

Keep Your Obnoxious Baby to Yourself

A Poem by Elton Camp


The most over rated members of the human race.
Yep, It's the Law

Yep, It's the Law

A Poem by Elton Camp


Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
They Found Their Dream House

They Found Their Dream House

A Poem by Elton Camp


It has all the features they want plus some they didn''t expect.
A New Monster on the Loose

A New Monster on the Loose

A Poem by Elton Camp


Beware, it may be lurking in your town.
The Legend of the Laughing Skeleton

The Legend of the Laughing Skeleton

A Poem by Elton Camp


It couldn't possibly be true.
ROFL or LMAO or LOL

ROFL or LMAO or LOL

A Poem by Elton Camp


These abbreviations are here to stay.
The Sermon With No End

The Sermon With No End

A Poem by Elton Camp


When will he ever stop!
The Street Department and the Potholes

The Street Department and the Potholes

A Poem by Elton Camp


Getting spending straight.
She Will Do Anything for a Hundred Dollars

She Will Do Anything for a Hundred Dollars

A Poem by Elton Camp


It was an offer he couldn't refuse.
Madam President's News Briefing

Madam President's News Briefing

A Poem by Elton Camp


She was shocked at so many deaths.