Elton Camp
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The New OutfitA Poem by Elton CampWhat should Zandra do? |
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I Don't Have a Drinking ProblemA Poem by Elton CampCurtis is in deep denial. |
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Shhhh, Silence PleaseA Poem by Elton CampMiss Clegg changes her viewpoint. |
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Creepy-Crawlies in the DarkA Poem by Elton CampThey are everywhere, everywhere! |
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A Prize Would Be Greatly AppreciatedA Poem by Elton CampPublisher's Clearinghouse at the door? |
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The Worst Telemarketer CriminalA Poem by Elton Camp"Would you like to lower your credit card interest rate?" |
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Some Advice to ImmigrantsA Poem by Elton CampThe situation isn't fair, but the advice IS sound. |
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Alabama Driving Them OutA Poem by Elton CampThe most strict immigration law in the nation largely upheld. |
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How Harry Became a HoboA Poem by Elton CampIt was better than his former life. |
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Thank God for Dead ReverendsA Poem by Elton CampOn the passing of the reverend of the Westboro Baptist Church. |