Elton Camp : Writing

The Death of a Despot

The Death of a Despot

A Poem by Elton Camp


The day of reckoning arrived.
Bah!  Humbug!  Halloween is Humbug!

Bah! Humbug! Halloween is Humbug!

A Poem by Elton Camp


The most revolting holiday.
Coupons--Let the Clipper Beware

Coupons--Let the Clipper Beware

A Poem by Elton Camp


They can waste time and money plus undermine health.
Embarassment at the Big Box Store

Embarassment at the Big Box Store

A Poem by Elton Camp


Red-faced Sue made a dash for the exit.
Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My

Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My

A Poem by Elton Camp


Ohio authorities did the only sensible thing.
I Hear That What's His Name is Dead

I Hear That What's His Name is Dead

A Poem by Elton Camp


How can they ever know for sure?
Not a Mexican in Sight

Not a Mexican in Sight

A Poem by Elton Camp


Unintended consequences of Alabama's new immigration law.
Students Older Than Average

Students Older Than Average

A Poem by Elton Camp


Go, Granny, go!
Reading Horror Stories

Reading Horror Stories

A Poem by Elton Camp


The stuff of nightmares.
My Car Makes This Loud Clunking Sound

My Car Makes This Loud Clunking Sound

A Poem by Elton Camp


The mechanic quickly got to the source of the problem.