Elton Camp : Writing

On Seeing the Mona Lisa

On Seeing the Mona Lisa

A Poem by Elton Camp


It may once have been a fine painting, but not anymore.
Stumbling Onto a Porn Website

Stumbling Onto a Porn Website

A Poem by Elton Camp


I couldn't believe what I saw.
The Cast of he Dukes of Hazzard

The Cast of he Dukes of Hazzard

A Poem by Elton Camp


The real star of the show.
A Mistake Rewarded

A Mistake Rewarded

A Poem by Elton Camp


Making the best of a bad situation.
The Queen Online

The Queen Online

A Poem by Elton Camp


TheQueen moves into the modern world.
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The Gossip

The Gossip

A Poem by Elton Camp


A gossip gets what's coming to her.
Don't Play With Fire

Don't Play With Fire

A Poem by Elton Camp


Jack learns a painful lesson.
Goodbye, Mrs. Spratt

Goodbye, Mrs. Spratt

A Poem by Elton Camp


Watch your triglyceride level, lady.
Missing the Point

Missing the Point

A Poem by Elton Camp


Following the letter of the law.
Setting a digital clock.

Setting a digital clock.

A Poem by Elton Camp


A limerick.