Elton Camp : Writing

The Boss Comes to Dinner

The Boss Comes to Dinner

A Poem by Elton Camp


We tried to make a good impression.
Buying a Condo

Buying a Condo

A Poem by Elton Camp


After the closing, we got a nasty surprise.
A Visit by the Mother-in-Law

A Visit by the Mother-in-Law

A Poem by Elton Camp


I promise to get along with your Mother this time.
The Double Beef Whoppers

The Double Beef Whoppers

A Poem by Elton Camp


It was the largest single order of the day.
When Snow is Forecast for the South

When Snow is Forecast for the South

A Poem by Elton Camp


Humor, but describes the actual situation.
There Must Be Idiots Galore

There Must Be Idiots Galore

A Poem by Elton Camp


I am on to all their tricks.
Santa in Florida

Santa in Florida

A Poem by Elton Camp


He was never seen again.
The Amazing Weather Prophet

The Amazing Weather Prophet

A Poem by Elton Camp


The old Indian had astonishing power to foretell the weather.
A One Way Trip to Mars

A One Way Trip to Mars

A Poem by Elton Camp


The reasons and who should go.
A Mouse in the House

A Mouse in the House

A Poem by Elton Camp


Kill the pest at your peril.