Elton Camp : Writing

Joan Rivers, Shame on You

Joan Rivers, Shame on You

A Poem by Elton Camp


She has no respect for her fans.
How's That Again?

How's That Again?

A Poem by Elton Camp


Actual newspaper headlines.
Enhancing the College Application

Enhancing the College Application

A Poem by Elton Camp


Putting your best foot forward.
Perception Skewed By Love

Perception Skewed By Love

A Poem by Elton Camp


In the eye of the beholder.
Some Helpful Counsel During Hard Times

Some Helpful Counsel During Hard Times

A Poem by Elton Camp


Take this seriously and you will be sorry!
A Word From Your Friendly Banker

A Word From Your Friendly Banker

A Poem by Elton Camp


Hey, we are the victims here.
On Buying an Elaborate House

On Buying an Elaborate House

A Poem by Elton Camp


Distinguishing wants from needs.
On Buying a Cheap Little Car

On Buying a Cheap Little Car

A Poem by Elton Camp


Reaping the financial whirlwind
Some Advantages of Being Male

Some Advantages of Being Male

A Poem by Elton Camp


It's the age of men.
Some Advantages of Being Female

Some Advantages of Being Female

A Poem by Elton Camp


XX Trumps XY Every Time