Elton Camp : Writing

A Country Hick on Bourbon Street

A Country Hick on Bourbon Street

A Poem by Elton Camp


Rube nearly got the shock of his young life.
In Defense of Frederic Prinz von Anhalt

In Defense of Frederic Prinz von Anhalt

A Poem by Elton Camp


Hey, let's cut the man some slack.
The Water Witch

The Water Witch

A Poem by Elton Camp


A surprising number believe in this hoax.
Sunny Side Up

Sunny Side Up

A Poem by Elton Camp


Never again!
The Amoeba Has It Made

The Amoeba Has It Made

A Poem by Elton Camp


What a life!
I Didn't Even Know You Were Married

I Didn't Even Know You Were Married

A Poem by Elton Camp


Better not say this anymore!
The Sycophant

The Sycophant

A Poem by Elton Camp


We all know people like this.
The President Smokes No More

The President Smokes No More

A Poem by Elton Camp


No longer addicted to tobacco.
Bill Cosby, A Class Act

Bill Cosby, A Class Act

A Poem by Elton Camp


An evening well spent.
More Zany Headlines

More Zany Headlines

A Poem by Elton Camp


Another poem about actual newspaper headlines.