Elton Camp : Writing

How Many Gimmies Do You Get?

How Many Gimmies Do You Get?

A Poem by Elton Camp


If you can't come, send a gift.
How Much Filth Did You Eat Today?

How Much Filth Did You Eat Today?

A Poem by Elton Camp


This poem isn't for the squeamish.
Women Should Be Paid Less Than Men

Women Should Be Paid Less Than Men

A Poem by Elton Camp


It seems quite reasonable to me.
The Murder of the Oak Trees

The Murder of the Oak Trees

A Poem by Elton Camp


Sports fanaticism taken to an extreme.
The Peril of Speculating on Relationships

The Peril of Speculating on Relationships

A Poem by Elton Camp


Don't fall into this trap.
If Osama Bin Laden is Captured

If Osama Bin Laden is Captured

A Poem by Elton Camp


The president muses on his dream.
The Spirit of the Taliban

The Spirit of the Taliban

A Poem by Elton Camp


It's a slippery slope indeed.
The Susan B. Anthony Few Know

The Susan B. Anthony Few Know

A Poem by Elton Camp


February 15th is Susan B. Anthony Day
Keep Your Elbows Off the Table

Keep Your Elbows Off the Table

A Poem by Elton Camp


It's time to abolish that silly old rule.
The Class Reunion

The Class Reunion

A Poem by Elton Camp


I couldn't recall her at all.