Elton Camp : Writing

Alligators in the Sewers

Alligators in the Sewers

A Poem by Elton Camp


Are NYC sewers crawling with alligators?
The President and the Microphone

The President and the Microphone

A Poem by Elton Camp


Wait, is this thing turned on?
The Heist of the Kidney Beans

The Heist of the Kidney Beans

A Poem by Elton Camp


The thief got a shock when he reached home and checked his loot.
In Memory of Hattie McDaniel

In Memory of Hattie McDaniel

A Poem by Elton Camp


A great lady and a talented actress.
Prices May Rise Without Notice

Prices May Rise Without Notice

A Poem by Elton Camp


The price at the end of the fill-up is what you pay.
Out at Night Too Late

Out at Night Too Late

A Poem by Elton Camp


There was only darkness all around.
When Somebody Criticizes My Poems

When Somebody Criticizes My Poems

A Poem by Elton Camp


You better watch it, Bub. : )
You Will Freeze That Way

You Will Freeze That Way

A Poem by Elton Camp


Lies we tell our children.
Drunk as a Dog

Drunk as a Dog

A Poem by Elton Camp


What a comparison.
The Reality of Married Life

The Reality of Married Life

A Poem by Elton Camp


Ask anyone whose been married a long time.