Elton Camp : Writing

The Stolen Wi-Fi Signal

The Stolen Wi-Fi Signal

A Poem by Elton Camp


An alarming, true story.
The Income Tax Audit

The Income Tax Audit

A Poem by Elton Camp


Perry was dismayed that he was selected for audit.
The Secret Life of Wally Smitty

The Secret Life of Wally Smitty

A Poem by Elton Camp


He had an unexcelled online persona
Avoiding Gossip

Avoiding Gossip

A Poem by Elton Camp


Gossip can be harmful.
I Didn't Hear You Say That

I Didn't Hear You Say That

A Poem by Elton Camp


A poem for husbands and wives.
Car for Sale by Owner

Car for Sale by Owner

A Poem by Elton Camp


Is it actually better than buying from a used car lot?
Why He's Just a Big Puppy

Why He's Just a Big Puppy

A Poem by Elton Camp


Love me, love my dog.
She Met Him Online

She Met Him Online

A Poem by Elton Camp


Finally, there he was in person.
The Cataract Operation

The Cataract Operation

A Poem by Elton Camp


There's one more thing that I need.
If Only Life Was Like a Parking Meter

If Only Life Was Like a Parking Meter

A Poem by Elton Camp


Just put in another coin.