Elton Camp : Writing

The Bribe

The Bribe

A Poem by Elton Camp


Just stick this into your pocket.
Married Too Young

Married Too Young

A Poem by Elton Camp


They found out the hard way.
The Couch Potato

The Couch Potato

A Poem by Elton Camp


Tony is treading on thin ice.
The President's Nightmare

The President's Nightmare

A Poem by Elton Camp


The president dreams about Osama bin Laden.
Curl Up and Dye

Curl Up and Dye

A Poem by Elton Camp


There must be lots of strange cosmetologists out there.
A Good Christian?

A Good Christian?

A Poem by Elton Camp


On Sunday, sugar won't melt in her mouth.
Water on the Roadway

Water on the Roadway

A Poem by Elton Camp


"It looks safe enough to me."
The Day of the Tornadoes

The Day of the Tornadoes

A Poem by Elton Camp


It was a day of unremitting horror.
Alcohol Impairs Judgment

Alcohol Impairs Judgment

A Poem by Elton Camp


Not my usual humor poem. Not intended for minors, please.
Have I Got a Deal for You

Have I Got a Deal for You

A Poem by Elton Camp


An encounter with a Sidewalk Vendor