Elton Camp : Writing

Our Marvelous 1949 Ford

Our Marvelous 1949 Ford

A Poem by Elton Camp


It was our family's first new car.
Jody's Fishing Trip

Jody's Fishing Trip

A Poem by Elton Camp


Building childhood memories.
A Redneck Visits the Eiffel Tower

A Redneck Visits the Eiffel Tower

A Poem by Elton Camp


What a waste of good iron.
What's That Horrible Sound?

What's That Horrible Sound?

A Poem by Elton Camp


If you live in the South, go outside and listen.
Lucinda's Prom Date

Lucinda's Prom Date

A Poem by Elton Camp


All eyes were on Lucinda when she arrived at the prom.
The School Bullies

The School Bullies

A Poem by Elton Camp


The current crop of bullies may become murderers.
The Three Little Pigs

The Three Little Pigs

A Poem by Elton Camp


An alternate version of this familiar story.
She Will Sleep for Food

She Will Sleep for Food

A Poem by Elton Camp


Once you decide to keep her, there's no turning back.
My Limousine

My Limousine

A Poem by Elton Camp


I want everybody who's been mean to me to be green with envy. - Scarlett O'Hara
Back to the Eye Foundation Hospital

Back to the Eye Foundation Hospital

A Poem by Elton Camp


I'll look like Frankenstein for a couple of weeks.