Elton Camp : Writing

A Case of Age Discrimination

A Case of Age Discrimination

A Poem by Elton Camp


Barbie doll makes take note.
Why Not Throw Them Out?

Why Not Throw Them Out?

A Poem by Elton Camp


But we might need them.
Gas Prices Don't Matter

Gas Prices Don't Matter

A Poem by Elton Camp


These vehicles run on hay.
Some Folks Are So Gullible

Some Folks Are So Gullible

A Poem by Elton Camp


A commentary on human intellect.
What to Name the Twins?

What to Name the Twins?

A Poem by Elton Camp


The perfect names.
Fire Ants for Sale

Fire Ants for Sale

A Poem by Elton Camp


Get them while the supply lasts.
Made in China

Made in China

A Poem by Elton Camp


You have to buy what you can find.
Grandma's Coming to Visit Today

Grandma's Coming to Visit Today

A Poem by Elton Camp


We hear her arriving.
The Hitchhiker

The Hitchhiker

A Poem by Elton Camp


What would you do?
A Vacation at the Beach

A Vacation at the Beach

A Poem by Elton Camp


Roscoe learns a painful lesson.