Compartment 114
Compartment 114
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Elton Camp : Writing

Fireman, Fireman Help Me Quick

Fireman, Fireman Help Me Quick

A Poem by Elton Camp


A fast response to a desperate call.
Beware the Bearhugger

Beware the Bearhugger

A Poem by Elton Camp


If you see him coming, run.
A Redneck Wins the Lottery

A Redneck Wins the Lottery

A Poem by Elton Camp


Rufus was suddenly flush with cash.
Of Pilgrims and Indians

Of Pilgrims and Indians

A Poem by Elton Camp


The version we were taught in school is almost a complete falsehood.
Incident at the Swimming Pool

Incident at the Swimming Pool

A Poem by Elton Camp


Bruce was delighted with the attention he got--at first.
On Serving Size

On Serving Size

A Poem by Elton Camp


How much is too much?
The Staycation

The Staycation

A Poem by Elton Camp


Is this an omen of worse to come?
Your Honor, I Object

Your Honor, I Object

A Poem by Elton Camp


Louie only accepts clients who are guilty and wealthy.
I'm All Ears

I'm All Ears

A Poem by Elton Camp


Certain body parts get bigger as we get older.
George Washington an Old Fuddy-Duddy?

George Washington an Old Fuddy-Duddy?

A Poem by Elton Camp


What was he really like?