Elton Camp : Writing

The New Outfit

The New Outfit

A Poem by Elton Camp


What should Zandra do?
I Don't Have a Drinking Problem

I Don't Have a Drinking Problem

A Poem by Elton Camp


Curtis is in deep denial.
Shhhh, Silence Please

Shhhh, Silence Please

A Poem by Elton Camp


Miss Clegg changes her viewpoint.
Creepy-Crawlies in the Dark

Creepy-Crawlies in the Dark

A Poem by Elton Camp


They are everywhere, everywhere!
A Prize Would Be Greatly Appreciated

A Prize Would Be Greatly Appreciated

A Poem by Elton Camp


Publisher's Clearinghouse at the door?
The Worst Telemarketer Criminal

The Worst Telemarketer Criminal

A Poem by Elton Camp


"Would you like to lower your credit card interest rate?"
Some Advice to Immigrants

Some Advice to Immigrants

A Poem by Elton Camp


The situation isn't fair, but the advice IS sound.
Alabama Driving Them Out

Alabama Driving Them Out

A Poem by Elton Camp


The most strict immigration law in the nation largely upheld.
How Harry Became a Hobo

How Harry Became a Hobo

A Poem by Elton Camp


It was better than his former life.
Thank God for Dead Reverends

Thank God for Dead Reverends

A Poem by Elton Camp


On the passing of the reverend of the Westboro Baptist Church.