Elton Camp : Writing

This Land Is My Land

This Land Is My Land

A Poem by Elton Camp


I was astonished at the chief's words.
Internal Revenue Service at the Door

Internal Revenue Service at the Door

A Poem by Elton Camp


"Let's Talk About That Money You Cheated the Government Out Of."
A Gourmet Treat

A Gourmet Treat

A Poem by Elton Camp


Sick bag to table six.
Good Reasons Not To Have a Dog

Good Reasons Not To Have a Dog

A Poem by Elton Camp


"Out, damned Spot, out I say!" -- Lady Macbeth
No, Officer, You Are Mistaken

No, Officer, You Are Mistaken

A Poem by Elton Camp


Zuma protests her innocence.
Why People Rob Banks

Why People Rob Banks

A Poem by Elton Camp


For many reasons, but one in particular.
Previously-Owned Car for Sale

Previously-Owned Car for Sale

A Poem by Elton Camp


This vehicle is to be sold "as is."
They Deserve What They Get

They Deserve What They Get

A Poem by Elton Camp


We have little problem with Peeping Toms.
How Are You

How Are You

A Poem by Elton Camp


It's a statement, not a question.
Hold My Purse Until I Get Back

Hold My Purse Until I Get Back

A Poem by Elton Camp


Sure, honey, take your time.