Elton Camp : Writing

Better Watch It, Fellow

Better Watch It, Fellow

A Poem by Elton Camp


Beatrice finally got her fill.
Clearance Nine Feet Six Inches

Clearance Nine Feet Six Inches

A Poem by Elton Camp


Bailey regretted his foolish decision.
Too Little, Too Late

Too Little, Too Late

A Poem by Elton Camp


The waiter tried to make up for lousy service in the last fifteen seconds.
Which Heritage Shall I Embrace?

Which Heritage Shall I Embrace?

A Poem by Elton Camp


Decisions, decisions.
I Really, Really Don't Like Your Poem

I Really, Really Don't Like Your Poem

A Poem by Elton Camp


But I'm certainly not going to tell you that.
Building a House on Sand

Building a House on Sand

A Poem by Elton Camp


How much longer will this foolishness be tolerated?
Hitting the Easy Target

Hitting the Easy Target

A Poem by Elton Camp


Scott got the surprise of his life.
Yo Soy Un Inmigrante Ilegal

Yo Soy Un Inmigrante Ilegal

A Poem by Elton Camp


Another view of the problem of illegal immigration.
Made in Japan

Made in Japan

A Poem by Elton Camp


It's on the way and probably unstoppable.
The Modern Ozymandias

The Modern Ozymandias

A Poem by Elton Camp


On the death of a despot.