Elton Camp : Writing

"Stealers-Keepers" Is Being Questioned

"Stealers-Keepers" Is Being Questioned

A Poem by Elton Camp


Should stolen property be returned to its original owner?
Fire Will Come Down From Heaven

Fire Will Come Down From Heaven

A Poem by Elton Camp


The preacher relates his prophetic dream.
Hello Dear in the Name of the Lord

Hello Dear in the Name of the Lord

A Poem by Elton Camp


Let me send my millions to you.
When I Appeared on Jeopardy!

When I Appeared on Jeopardy!

A Poem by Elton Camp


I expected to win big.
It Doesn't Need To Be Bigger

It Doesn't Need To Be Bigger

A Poem by Elton Camp


Yours is too big already.
How To Look Busy At Work

How To Look Busy At Work

A Poem by Elton Camp


Do this. It works every time.
McDonald's to Mom: Bug Off

McDonald's to Mom: Bug Off

A Poem by Elton Camp


Professor banned from entering eight McDonald's locations.
Quick, Igor, Fetch the Subject

Quick, Igor, Fetch the Subject

A Poem by Elton Camp


Dr. Fraggle discovers a new formula.
Marilyn Gets Tricked

Marilyn Gets Tricked

A Poem by Elton Camp


If you celebrate Halloween, beware!
Old Ain't Dead

Old Ain't Dead

A Poem by Elton Camp


Flossie still had a lot going for her.