Elton Camp : Writing

What I Saw on the Way To Work

What I Saw on the Way To Work

A Poem by Elton Camp


If you doubt the existence of flying saucers, read this.
Good News:  Basketball Season May Be Cancelled

Good News: Basketball Season May Be Cancelled

A Poem by Elton Camp


Phooey to professional sports.
La Cucaracha

La Cucaracha

A Poem by Elton Camp


In your house, maybe?
Excuse Me, Your Majesty

Excuse Me, Your Majesty

A Poem by Elton Camp


Queen Elizabeth has a bad day. True story.
We Will Never Eat in That Restaurant Again

We Will Never Eat in That Restaurant Again

A Poem by Elton Camp


The food and service were fine.
The Responsibility of Adults Who Learn of Pedophilia

The Responsibility of Adults Who Learn of Pedophil..

A Poem by Elton Camp


This write is for adults only.
Playing Into the Hands of the Grim Reaper

Playing Into the Hands of the Grim Reaper

A Poem by Elton Camp


One of the most dangerous activities.
Huge Asteroid Approaching Earth

Huge Asteroid Approaching Earth

A Poem by Elton Camp


Should we be seeking shelter?
Medical Insurance for Bowser

Medical Insurance for Bowser

A Poem by Elton Camp


Getting priorities straight.
The First Lady Won't Like This

The First Lady Won't Like This

A Poem by Elton Camp


Big business in action.