Elton Camp : Writing

The Truth About the Birth of Jesus

The Truth About the Birth of Jesus

A Story by Elton Camp


This is NOT the usual Christmas write.
Welcome to Bruno's Mens' Wear

Welcome to Bruno's Mens' Wear

A Poem by Elton Camp


The customer is always right.
The Short-Term Loan

The Short-Term Loan

A Poem by Elton Camp


Richard made a sly business deal.
The Fabulous Christmas Turkey

The Fabulous Christmas Turkey

A Poem by Elton Camp


A new bride cooks for the in-laws.
Laughing at the Fun House Mirror

Laughing at the Fun House Mirror

A Poem by Elton Camp


Is this humor? You decide.
An Inconvenient Truth About Christmas

An Inconvenient Truth About Christmas

A Poem by Elton Camp


Growing numbers are opting out of this commercial nightmare.
How To Lose Your Money and Your Friend

How To Lose Your Money and Your Friend

A Poem by Elton Camp


I've never seen it fail.
Cats Should Be Exterminated

Cats Should Be Exterminated

A Poem by Elton Camp


A sensible and reasonable proposal.
Sports Scandals--What May Be Next

Sports Scandals--What May Be Next

A Poem by Elton Camp


Let's hope nothing like this occurs.
A Different Thought on the Penn State Scandal

A Different Thought on the Penn State Scandal

A Poem by Elton Camp


Perhaps there is one who is being judged too harshly.