Elton Camp : Writing

Paying With a Million Dollar Bill

Paying With a Million Dollar Bill

A Poem by Elton Camp


Sorry, I don't have anything smaller.
Why I Do Not Give To Most Charities

Why I Do Not Give To Most Charities

A Poem by Elton Camp


No, that's not something I want to do.
Don't Believe Everything You Hear

Don't Believe Everything You Hear

A Poem by Elton Camp


Be a trusting person, but always verify.
A Memorial to Dead Cows

A Memorial to Dead Cows

A Poem by Elton Camp


Is there no limit to the silliness of PETA?
Paying to Get Your Book Published

Paying to Get Your Book Published

A Poem by Elton Camp


Think! Publishers are supposed to pay you.
The Holiday Meal

The Holiday Meal

A Poem by Elton Camp


He made a miscalculation.
The Distracted Driver

The Distracted Driver

A Poem by Elton Camp


Sue had a sudden change of diet.
The Laughing Leader

The Laughing Leader

A Poem by Elton Camp


What's that sound coming from the White House?
Diviv Noitanigami's Fantastic Experience

Diviv Noitanigami's Fantastic Experience

A Story by Elton Camp


Are you willing to consider the possibility?
Putting Pants on One Leg at a Time

Putting Pants on One Leg at a Time

A Poem by Elton Camp


It's tired to lay that tired old expression to rest.