Kavern Laurenitis

I'm just a small-town girl, living in a lonely world.

I've just been advised that I should stop typing misleading lyrics into my "about me". That gave me an idea. Type more misleading lyrics! I write the /lit/erature, I can sing half-related songs all damn day!

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME SO GO MAKE SOME NEW DISASTER; THAT'S WHAT I'M COUNTING ON, YOU'RE SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM NOW I ONLY WANT YOU GONE WHILE I AM STILL ALIVE BUT I'M ONLY HALF WAY THERE WHOO-OA! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER SO FOLLOW ME, SET ME FREE, TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY! TRUST ME, WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH PROVE IT TO YOU! FOLLOW ME AS I LEAD THROUGH THE DARKNESS AS I PROVIDE JUST ENOUGH SPARK THAT WE NEED TO PROCEED CARRY ON GIVE ME HOPE GIVE ME STRENGTH FOLLOW ME IN GLORY, WE'LL RETURN, OUR DESTINATION'S END WE SLAYED THE DRAGON. NO MORE LIVING IN FEAR, ITS TIME TO RAISE OUR KING WE MADE IT HAPPEN, WE'RE THE CHOSEN ONES SO BRING US TO ME. CALL THE TOWERS, CALL THE CHANTERS, CALL THE WOMEN WITH THEIR HANDS, CALL THE MYSTICS, CALL THE SEERS, CHANGE THE BOY'S EYES TO THE MAN'S CAUSE I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.

I think that pretty much sums it up.