Eric Scott something-or-other

About me? Well what would you like to know? Did you want primary or secondary attributes? Did you want to know that I like to read and write, even though I don't think I'm very good at it(the writing, dummy, I happen to be an excellent reader)? Did you want to know that I'm a better than average speller? Did you want to know that I'm a huge steaming pile of contradictions (Them's sometimes called pair-a-docks', I've heard tell)?