Latsyric

If you can't handle my weirdness, my randomness, my melodramaticness, me, then that's your problem

"It's depressing how well my mask works." ~Me

"She doesn't know how much it hurts me when she calls me a freak." ~Me

"I imagine up a little world where everything is perfect in it's imperfections." ~Me

"I don’t care if you’re an atheist, a christian, a buddhist, agnostic, a wiccan, or any of those other religions. I don’t care if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, trans, or anything like that. I don’t care if you’re black, white, latino, or any other race. I don’t care. As long as you’re nice and just an all around amazing person, I will be your friend. Unless you are a Muggle. Then I can’t even." ~Unknown

“If you don’t like to read you haven’t found the right book.” - J. K. Rowling

"BREAKING NEWS: The Pitty Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On or Grow Balls and walk it off as it then crashed into We All Have Problems While completely stopping at Get The Hell Over It. Any complaints can be forwarded to 1-800-waa waa. This is Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin'. If you like this, repost it. If you don't... Suck it up cupcake! Life doesn't revolve around you!" ~Ruby Ricotta

"Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing."~ Unknown

You Should Be a Film Writer

You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind. You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life. Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling. And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!