seamus_ali

A great man once said "if you ever get in trouble, keep me out of it", and I think that's still relevant. It reminds of what my Dad meant when he said "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about." He said that when we buried Mom. She died a few days later. Dad's no longer with us now, he's doing a nickel for "improper taxidermy". Now it's just me and my sister, and she died last Thursday.
My mom was a professional bowler, and Dad was a professional screamer, he would always be yelling "You'll pay for this!", especially whenever he found out "Uncle Trevor" had been over, but I never saw any money change hands. My sister though, she was full of life, so much that she would spend all her time in her room trying to cry it all out of her. Sometimes she would go to the hospital and cry there, that's where we got my nephew brother from, but that's for another time.
I got into this writing thing thing the way most people get into singing, I was really good at it in the shower. I've had a lot of jobs, like when I was the "bagman" for the Apple Dumpling Gang, or the Komodo Dragon farm I ran. That was a terrible idea because it turns out they're not "kid friendly" and they're too big to flush down the toilet, which reminds me of another saying which always makes me laugh on account of it's being so funny.
My schooling consists of when I studied the triangle under Jacques de le Monte Cristo ala Mode at the Louvre in south Hoboken. Work was pretty scarce so now I freelance at dude ranches whenever it's supper time