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I often think about a world where everyone is actually named what they callthemselves online. The idea always takes place in a courtroom. The defendan..
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For Christmas, my brother thought it would be funny to give me a bagfull of pennies. "I don't know how much is in there," he said. It felt heavy, soI ..
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Ten Things I Hate About You. Because I'm always getting paid by highschoolers to take their girlfriend's sister out so they can all get laid. Then I b..
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It started when Kurgal murdered Erg over a misunderstandingabout who would start the fire. A law was put into place aboutno more killing. Grengal aske..
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On the first day, he sat playing with a hangnail on his thumb,staring at his feet, wishing he could Google, "How to start a firewith sticks". On the s..
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She posted about the guy that was near a tree,close to the waterfront, smoking a cigarette. I had to thinkhard but I was able to recall how early last..
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She said she was a farm hand. I asked her what that meant.She spoke about how she picks up the manure. Bails hay. The usual.I told her she didn't seem..
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It was hopeless trying to teach him about writing.He would look at me dumbfounded most of the time and getconfused when I would scold him after he tri..
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Those are the words my mother spoke to me on her fifty-fifth birthday.My brothers looked at me, apparently waiting for an answer as well.My Grandpa wa..
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Heard the new Weezer single. Made me miss the Weezer from the 90's.I thought no one could share in my disbelief at how far they had fallen,but then I ..
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