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In Scotland painters favor plaid Though tartans are likely just a fad. When dabbing on the wall The hand can’t slant at all. ..

Postmodernists like Rohrschach blots But painters prefer polka dots, But shaking paint just right So dots stay round and tight Is..

A widow from Wimberly whistles And fills all her pillows with thistles. So nice on the cheek, You’ll sleep for a week. Wh..

Perhaps it’s to exercise jaws But a naughty porcupine gnaws On handles of wood, So salty and good, But they’d prefe..

A farmer from Farmington sowed His hectares with freckle of toad. When asked what would sprout He hadn’t a doubt Of harvesti..

A spinster from Flint once opined In her day the suitors were kind. Though sister was gone, They didn’t stay long. An o..

A vegetable sufficiently boiled And buttered and salted and oiled Can taste just like meat Off a parakeet Or platypus flambéed the..

A huckster from Huxby displayed His circus of fleas to any who paid. A bug on a trapeze Can soar with such ease And for wages takes..

Though cue-balls are glossy and smooth The felt has been rough since my youth. Some dimples assist When fairways resist But puttin..

In welcome old Fido is barking But cats are too haughty for marking If tenants are home, Or off on a roam. A shut-in gets cranky a..