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Perhaps it’s to exercise jaws But a naughty porcupine gnaws On handles of wood, So salty and good, But they’d prefe..

A farmer from Farmington sowed His hectares with freckle of toad. When asked what would sprout He hadn’t a doubt Of harvesti..

A spinster from Flint once opined In her day the suitors were kind. Though sister was gone, They didn’t stay long. An o..

A vegetable sufficiently boiled And buttered and salted and oiled Can taste just like meat Off a parakeet Or platypus flambéed the..

A huckster from Huxby displayed His circus of fleas to any who paid. A bug on a trapeze Can soar with such ease And for wages takes..

Though cue-balls are glossy and smooth The felt has been rough since my youth. Some dimples assist When fairways resist But puttin..

In welcome old Fido is barking But cats are too haughty for marking If tenants are home, Or off on a roam. A shut-in gets cranky a..

In homage to the Peggotty family

A matron of Memphis poured toffee In water and orange juice and coffee. Her drinks were so sweet She thought them a treat, But a sleeve, if ..

A limerick about how cats are always meowing at the front door.