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A Ghost caught me last DecemberA Christmas eve I'll always rememberWhen I expected Santa ClausAn apparition came in force.He swirled around in the hal..
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We're off round old Aunties for dinner,She's mourning the loss of her fella,The night It goes well without worry,Till I'm asked to fetch wine from her..
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It's an outrage, I'm so angry,This rage I can't control,My heart is pounding like a drum,Somebody's gonna roll.I popped out to the shopping mall,Hand ..
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If I'd not met you in 71,I wouldn't be having all this fun.But I caught that train in 82,And moved so far away from you.When I found a love In 83,It s..
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I felt so sick and helpless,My stomach was so sore,Rejected by a lover,Whodidn'tlove me anymore.But now I wish to thank them,They left a precious gift..
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My horror story started,In those days when I was single,It was time I ventured out,I tried my best to mingle.I went from bar to bar,To catch a certain..
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My single is precious,This record is sacred,A prized first pressing,I don't want to break it.It remains unplayed,Its like no other,The sleeve looks fa..
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I saw your face was shocked,I heard you loud and clear,Your anguish wasapparent,But you really need not fear.The shock will soon be over,I thought it ..
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The monster that was Frankenstein,Was not the ugly guy,Dracula was legend,I'm telling you no lie.The Werewolf he was just a man,Who never had a shave,..
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Your secret won't last,It's days are numbered,When It comes out,You'll know you've blundered.You'll never be free,With a conscience so battered,But as..
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