DEAN FARNELL
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I'm Dating A WitchA Poem by DEAN FARNELLI'm dating a witch she's round for teaBut something odd has worried meI offered her a fairy cakeIt came to be a huge mistake.You should have seen the .. |
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The Horror ChartsA Poem by DEAN FARNELLThe Horror Charts1. Hell-vis Presley - The Ghoul Of My Best Fiend.2. The Bat-street Boys - I'll Never Stake Your Heart.3. Death Leppard - Lets Get Sho.. |
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Hammer Horror Tongue TwisterA Poem by DEAN FARNELLAs long as hammers horrors horror is so horribleHammer horrors horror followers will so followhammer horror. |
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The Vampire UpstairsA Poem by DEAN FARNELLThe guy upstairs is strangeHe's got to be insaneHe's always out at duskHe can't be one of us.He's back by half past fourThen i hear him bolt his doorF.. |
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Alfred HitchcockA Poem by DEAN FARNELLHitchcock's to blame I can't find a wifeEach time i see birds i run for my lifeI won't take a shower It's always a bathEach girl that i meet thinks I'.. |
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Dracula's DilemmaA Poem by DEAN FARNELLDracula attended the local danceHe wanted a girl and takes a chanceHe nibbles her neck to woo his mateThe girl got wise and his bites too late.Dracula.. |
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Spying On The DevilsA Poem by DEAN FARNELLcuriosity ends in tears |
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Bela Lugosi will never R.I.P.A Poem by DEAN FARNELLAgainst his wishes Bela Lugosi was buried in his Dracula cape. |
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Trouble Letting GoA Poem by DEAN FARNELL(Inspired by the film character Norman Bates) |
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Disturbing Disney PoemA Poem by DEAN FARNELL"Some might find this upsetting" |
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