DEAN FARNELL
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Witch BreathA Poem by DEAN FARNELLThere was an old witch named BellaWho had problems finding a fellaWitch breath smells so bad, what makes this tale sadIs no-one gets close to tell her.. |
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Victor's A WitchA Poem by DEAN FARNELLVictor's a scientist who's madStrange things go on down his labHe decided to switch, his brain with a witchNow Victor sits down on the lav.Now Victor .. |
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Halloween JeanA Poem by DEAN FARNELLThere was an old witch called JeanWho lived and who breathed halloweenShe had 13 black cats,collects pictures of batsHer face is a shade of light gree.. |
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Caretaker At The WaxworksA Poem by DEAN FARNELLA thousand eyes are watching meStrange thing is none can seeThe silence is spooky the eyes awakeThey follow me round make no mistake.Some are dead som.. |
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Igor A Face Only His Mother Can LoveA Poem by DEAN FARNELLThere was an old freak called IgorHad a face that his mother adoredShe said from the start its breaking my heartBut you're not gonna break anymore.His.. |
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The Offensive ReverendA Poem by DEAN FARNELLThe laughing reverend's been at it againThis man of the cloth has no shameToday as a coffin was walked down the aisleThe reverend came out with a beam.. |
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Nothing is ScaryA Poem by DEAN FARNELL"Most of us really get scared by nothing" |
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London 1888A Poem by DEAN FARNELLIt's grim it's dark it's very late It's London 1888The girls on the street are tempting fate.London streets turn red from brownJack the ripper is in t.. |
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The Monsters BallA Poem by DEAN FARNELLYou'll see Bela Lugosi and Christopher LeeStanding at the barWitches and goblins apple bobbinShall i tell you where we are.When night time starts to f.. |
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Wake Up And Smell The CoffinA Poem by DEAN FARNELLIts so boring down the coffin shopWhere no-ones full of beans.The deadly silence makes me tiredI know it soundsobscene.I spend my days just cleaningAl.. |
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