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Her picture was so pretty,She swore It's notenhanced,I may have found my partner,On my search for some romance.Her profile says she's slim and fit,Her..
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Witch you are so wicked,Your face Is emerald green,Your nose so long and on the end,Are the biggest warts I've seen.Your fingers are so thin and long,..
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There's a been a murder in the study,The floor is looking bloody,I'm ashamed to be excited,The facts are I'm delighted.In death she felt no pain,I did..
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The figure cast no shadow,Although the moon was bright,It stood and spoke a sentence,You need to see the light.I was the one it's chosen,To share its ..
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Roses are red,Vampires are black,Give me your neck,I'm in need of a snack.I lust for your blood,Your veins are so blue,Its The 14th of Feb,I'll be hun..
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It was a cosy night in,With my curry and beer,When a face at the window,Did appear.I jumped from my chair,And a man stared in,He was fat and old,With ..
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Its my time he's dressed in black,His face I cannot see,I knew someday that we would meet,This day was meant to be.His presence dark and deathly,He wa..
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My face Is like a diary,Each wrinkle tells a story,What I had, what I have,Still here In all its glory.All those times that I saw pain,I had to lose t..
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My mates are all laughing at the window,All the girls are all rolling round on the floor,They have just caught me playing Michael Bolton,I don't think..
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Peace is hard and scarce to find,Its found only on the moon,Queues are long, jobs are few,Our earth it has no room.The only places that I know,To get ..
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