DEAN FARNELL : Writing

Zombie Lust

Zombie Lust

A Poem by DEAN FARNELL


My flesh is falling off all i did was coughI've never felt as ill as this beforeMy lips have all gone blue, i don't know what to doI thought i'd rest ..
Zombie Barbecue

Zombie Barbecue

A Poem by DEAN FARNELL


lots of strange thingshappened,At the zombiebarbecue,There's steaks of human flesh,Pinched from a grave or two.The drinks were made fromstagnant blood..
The Death Of Bela

The Death Of Bela

A Poem by DEAN FARNELL


The towers in turmoil The bats are weepingThey all thought belaWas only sleepingThe crypt's gone quietCoffin's gone coldThe blood he drippedTo them wa..
The Haunted Hotel

The Haunted Hotel

A Poem by DEAN FARNELL


The tales were true and gospelAt the haunted hotelThe rooms are old and creakyWith that musty aged smellTo think I pay to stay hereI must be quite ins..
The Devil Went Down To Yorkshire

The Devil Went Down To Yorkshire

A Poem by DEAN FARNELL


The Devil went down to YorkshireHe were looking for a cap to stealThe stereotype, from all the tykesJust added to his ordealThe Devil he picked on Yor..
The Mourning Of Halloween

The Mourning Of Halloween

A Poem by DEAN FARNELL


The 31st has been and goneOh what a night It's beenMy belly full of special treatsIt's because of HalloweenI partied with some witchesComplete with wa..
The Curse

The Curse

A Poem by DEAN FARNELL


I Opened doors for ladies, gentsThe posh and even skanksI waited for acknowledgementNo nods or even thanksPlease and thank you's banishedJust words fr..
Ghosts Are Harmless

Ghosts Are Harmless

A Poem by DEAN FARNELL


We all had nightmaresWhen we we kidsDemons, monstersSeen on vidsGhosts are harmlessMy mother saidNone so friendlyAs those who are deadNow go to sleepT..
The Fate Of The Pumpkins (A Halloween Tragedy)

The Fate Of The Pumpkins (A Halloween Tragedy)

A Poem by DEAN FARNELL


They loved me when they saw meI was welcome In their placeOctober was the dreaded monthMy slaying would take placeThe knives were placed so neatlyThis..
Humbug

Humbug

A Poem by DEAN FARNELL


Santa is a burglarAnd Snowmen have no ballsThe Angel on the christmas TreeHas needles up her drawersCarol singers beg for cashTo top up on their booze..