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*(side affects include nut craving, tail growth, chattering, and a weird urge to climb trees)
Hey where have you been Cole? I hope you haven't given up on writing!!! Lol.... Anyways just wanted to make my rounds and say hi to you all! Enjoy school.... And get your homework done hahahaha! (cringe- I actually said that????) well I am a major hypocrite then cuz haha I don't get any of mine done..... Eekkkkk!!! Ah well! Ou revoir lucky charms! (there's your official nickname) bye bye!
-your favorite friend who's afraid of catmasked men.... Jkkkkkkkk
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