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I could barely understand a word she said, so I just sat there, nodding and smiling, listening to her roll her "R"s onward through the thick..
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It's stuck on my back, a spherical ticklike creature about the size of a human head with thousands of elastic legs suctioned around my spine. Sometime..
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Subject: Slowly being driven crazy
He makes a statement.
I make a statement.
He makes a statement negating the statement that he JUST MAD..
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Today I sat in a tree
Saw a crawfish sitting on the branch next to me
He stared at me a while, and then said:
"What the hell are you doing up ..
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People stop me these days, people who I haven't seen in ages, and they say "hey! I haven't seen you in ages! You look really respectable."
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Found a lighter lying in the elementary school playground today.
Picked it up. Tried it out. Still had plenty of fluid.
Briefly I wondered what ..
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I was cornered in a dark alley by a gang of the most evil and dangerous critters of all... Ten year old children.
They were advancing, and I knew I..
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So I got into a fight with a couple of ten year olds yesterday.
Here's how it all went down:
My little brother and I were at the library.
Littl..
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There was this kid at the library. Real little kid, about four or five, and he was just as thirsty as I was. And---Well, he got there first, so I had ..
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Very, very, very old.
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