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I did a few things differently this last Thanksgiving. First of all, I shaved. I also put the store-bought chocolate pecan pie into a glass pi..
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The Wrong Rev wore a Dacron shirt,and began the eulogy by kissing astatue of the Buddha.“Brothers and sisters,” he said.“The lonely,..
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I wrote carelessly, forgetting all I’d learned from “Elements of Style.”Penned a short story about thugs that were drunk on luck and..
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My old man had dragged me to Yom Kippur services.Which was cool because I got to take the day off from school."The self-appointed big-mouth of the syn..
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Jonny came marching home from Iraq, armed with a bottle of Chivas Regal and a gun, the same day Sally was released from rehab.When Jonny arrived at Sa..
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I went to a shrink. He told me I was half crazy. I asked him for a prescription. He thought about it and gave me one.But when I reached the pharmacy, ..
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Chapter II Have Issues I Need to AddressThe rudderless, misanthropic, persecuted, stoned-drunk Jew opens the moral door of a Christian Universe where ..
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IJon Jon's wearing black shades to hidehis bloodshot eyes; he's been smoking a lot of potlately and doesn't have any eye drops."It's a fine line betwe..
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Think it was 1990.Funny how you can’t remember dates when you’ve been alone for so long.Seems like somebody was always pulling a gun on me..
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Phone rings; somebody on the other end wants to know when I’m coming to visit them…I’m so distracted, I mutter, “I haven&rsqu..
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