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Penniless theater major chain-smokes cigarillos and extinguishes them in a can of Red Bull, tightens her arms around her torso, making sure too much o..
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My mom calls me.“How are you?” she says.“Fine,” I say. “Are you meeting anyone?”“I meet people everywhere I ..
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If MGM ever tried to adapt my life into a movie, they'd have to call it "No Tenderness in da 'Hood."Because I'm an American Poet, see.And that says a ..
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There are days when all those secrets and issues come back to me like an extended, slow, acid flashback.There was something boldly experimental and od..
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See her there. Looking very ill-at-ease. Don’t know why. Maybe because she isn’t happy with her makeup. Perhaps because she’s menstr..
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I did a few things differently this last Thanksgiving. First of all, I shaved. I also put the store-bought chocolate pecan pie into a glass pi..
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The Wrong Rev wore a Dacron shirt,and began the eulogy by kissing astatue of the Buddha.“Brothers and sisters,” he said.“The lonely,..
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I wrote carelessly, forgetting all I’d learned from “Elements of Style.”Penned a short story about thugs that were drunk on luck and..
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My old man had dragged me to Yom Kippur services.Which was cool because I got to take the day off from school."The self-appointed big-mouth of the syn..
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Jonny came marching home from Iraq, armed with a bottle of Chivas Regal and a gun, the same day Sally was released from rehab.When Jonny arrived at Sa..
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