Philip Gaber : Writing

he had a few things to sort out

he had a few things to sort out

A Story by Philip Gaber


II moved to L.A., played drums in a band, and met Itzhak Grossman, who said he discovered The Doors."Morrison was a drunk," he said. "Had issues with ..
he had a few things to sort out

he had a few things to sort out

A Story by Philip Gaber


II moved to L.A., played drums in a band, and met Itzhak Grossman, who said he discovered The Doors."Morrison was a drunk," he said. "Had issues with ..
ny watery spunk

ny watery spunk

A Story by Philip Gaber


My point is…A tiny percentageof the female populationis even interested in me.Not that I'm bragging.The last femalewho had the lukewarmsfor me ..
my speech to 2024 graduates

my speech to 2024 graduates

A Story by Philip Gaber


Boys & girls, pull out your cell phones because I’m leaning into this. (in my best drill Seargent voice) Listen, you miserable pukes! ..
my first impression was how much bleach she uses for that hair

my first impression was how much bleach she uses f..

A Story by Philip Gaber


She continued going about how she’d recently become a vegan.“Froot Loops are actually vegan,” she said.“Really?” I said...
her DNA is style

her DNA is style

A Story by Philip Gaber


Bijou’s mascara runs into her worry lines, making her look even more worried than she’s ever looked before. Has beautiful..
for some of us, we had to fight our way out of a hole To see some sort of daylight

for some of us, we had to fight our way out of a h..

A Story by Philip Gaber


I recall 1977.I wore Buster Brown shoes and was expelled for throwing snowballs at a school bus.The principal called me into his office so many times ..
a kink inside

a kink inside

A Story by Philip Gaber


We all had our hands in our pockets andour heads down.The Messiah,who was clearly drunk,reached into the inside pocket of his long,black coat, and pul..