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Ralph Ellison
wrote about
the invisible
man.But guys like
me are
invisible, too.Our
life’s pace and
lack of urgencymake us almost
imposs..
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Do you believe life is eternal?Do you believe Mother Goose wentthrough menopause?Do you realize how expensivelobsters are?Do you fathom a manequippedw..
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I’d walk into a bar on Sunset Boulevardand look for the nearest w***e.What else was there to do?My self-esteem was lower than Kafka’s.I&rs..
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She was svelte and blond and fromLouisville, Kentucky,6’3” in heels.Within the first 3 minutes ofmeeting me, she announced drilythat Paxil..
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I asked my shrink why my default setting is always, I'm a f*****g loser?
Because you haven't chosen to change it to a new setting, he said.
Hmm..
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My psychiatrist asked me to name some things I'm grateful for, but I couldn't answer him.
After I sat in silence for about 30 seconds, he said,
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Did God create the universe? Was it made from nothing? Or did a guy named Schna Schna Schnoozylover just happen to come upon it by the side of the roa..
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Woman/Women: Let's see if I can get a rise out of this guy.
(She does/they all do)
Woman/Women: Oh, I didn't mean that kind of rise, you filth..
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Bijou's mascara runs into her worry lines, making her look even more worried than she has before.She has beautiful almond-shaped eyes, very sort of pr..
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