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I went to a shrink. He
told me I was half crazy. I asked him for a prescription. He thought about it
and gave me one.
But when I reached the
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New Year’s Day morning. Turn on the TV. Notoriously
melodramatic holiday fare about a deathly dull financier accused of engaging in
a series o..
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It seems these days, people are more interestedin talking about themselvesrather than listen to anything, I have to say.Now, maybe that’s becaus..
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Last weekend, I went to one of those open mikenights
where you get upand read your poetry in front of many espresso drinkers.
I read a piece a..
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I go to
the movies on an empty stomach and on the way back, stop off at Dunkin Donuts,
inhale a half dozen doughnuts, then pull into a dingy little ..
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This poem is not about you,so relax.It’s about some other exceptionally nakednymphette who touched me in that nervearea like a Japanese ..
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The Mexican men at the Laundromat
are smiling at each other and cracking jokes.
There are a lot of references to
someone or something bei..
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It was Thanksgiving morning.Mid-morning, to be exact.I remember it just like it was four years ago Thursday.I awoke, amazingly.Although I couldn't rem..
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- Ohh lemme tell you, I ran into Ronny Halberstan. Remember Ronny?- Noo.- Guy who put up some of the seed money for my club…- Okay?- Guy is str..
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I auditioned for an off-off-Broadway production entitled "A Widow from Montclair," written by a sixty-four-year-old dentist, recently retired, who was..
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