Evanesced

I'm Caity. You can call me..... Caity. Or Foodie.
(I prefer Foodie.)
I have several alter-egos. That are all f*****g crazy.
I consider myself an atheist, though I am really an agnostic. Who the hell knows what's up there, anyway? No one. Yup, that's what I thought.
I write. Tragically, most of what I write is crap. I'm sorry to inflict it upon you. I'll cry a damn river about it tonight, then write a poem about how I feel about that, then put it up here, and thus continue the horrific cycle.
Actually, most of what I write does not end up on WritersCafe, because the majority of it is about my darling Mookao, and everyone knows I like to keep him guessing about how I feel about him. And another dude. Who may be a girl. He's still figuring it out.
My love life is like Twilight. That's f*****g scary, isn't it? I know. I think so too.
I don't like people. But I do like friends. If I like what you write, I will friend request you, unless you've requested me(which is when I check you out then add you). I check people out to try to make sure they aren't, y'know, Marilyn Manson or anything. Because Marilyn Manson, as much as I like his music, is f*****g creepy.
I have an addiction to some crappy kids' game called HorseIsle. Will someone volunteer to shoot me?
ThankyouandwatchoutforCarsonbecausehe'llprobablytrytokillyouforkillingmeandthatwouldbesad.

That's all, folks. ty&gdnt.