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Name: Hummingbird, Chandler Jaxon
Race: Human, American Indian
Sex: Male
Age: 15
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: [REDACTED]
Length: Who the hell made this template?
Religious Affiliation: [REDACTED]
Interests: Writing, Video Games, and Anime
Equipment:
-One (1) standard gaming PC
-One (1) Playstation 3, slim model
-Two (2) protein bars p/day
-One (1) copy of Sun Tzu's "The Art of War"
-Two (2) bare goddamn hands
-One (1) a*s
-Four-hundred thousand ($400,000) dollars worth of [DATA EXPUNGED]
-One (1) nuclear hydrogen bomb, armed
-Zero (0) packs of bubblegum
-Two (2) barrels of liquid promethium
-Alpha resins
-Twelve (12) pounds unsaturated polyester resin
-One (1) fish-shaped cross borehole electromagnetic imaging injector needle rhubarb resin
-Your mom
-My mom
-Someone else's mom
-Ten Billion (10,000,000,000) waifus
-Solid waste
-One (1) "Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator"
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Current Projects:
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