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Mater and pater Never understood. When you’re in the Hamptons, The stories will be good You thought the whole thing Would be a real gas ..

Cattin', Winter Fire Pickup lines met with hoarfrost, Home alone, froze out.

It was at the Dick Dale Inn in Branson, You said that I was sweet, I was hooked when you took out your false front teeth And hopped in my back se..

You think you’re gonna find answers to your problems in some book? Boy, you’re too stupid to read.

Well, come next Wednesday mornin’ she’ll need somethin’ else to do Besides signing proclamations celebratin’ the caribou She..

It’s a story of love at first sight, or at least by the third drink You said “You’re a true gentleman” ‘fore you puked ..

There was Caesar with his Ides of March and his “Et tu, Brute” Just one of many big-timers that bit the dust that way Socrates drank hem..

You got new locks on the single-wide, and chucked out all my stuff With a note tellin’ me to hit the road, ‘cause I wasn’t man enou..