Boozer

Well what can I say my day usally involves sitting in the sun barking at hot chicks and annoying kids .
Humping legs and drinking beer.

Sure most may say im a simple mutt but theres a depth behind my gruff manner.
I yern for deep conversation and running after the next door neighbors cat but who doesnt enjoy chasing p***y now and then?

Sure I may walk on four legs and have no real fingers but that doesnt hold a b***h back from speaking his words of passion through verse .