Bob Carney, "Soon to be back online... so sorry for the delay"

Born in 1884, Bob Carney was raised by a pack of Emus in the Australian Outback before coming to America on board a tramp steamer. He has held a variety of jobs such as Stamp Licker, Professional Russian Roulette player and Vice President of the Sudan. Bob Carney lost both testicles in a freak knitting accident and had them replaced with vintage Civil War era cannon balls. He has no education and learned to read by deciphering cave drawings in France. His hobbies include writing, naked glass sliding and talking about himself in the third person. He has not progressed past the mental turmoil of adolescence.


Here's some more stories I think are great and well worth the time.

This is a story I was blown away by. I urge you to read it.


An amazing story you'll kick yourself for missing...


I usually write in the horror genre, but I'm a big believer that the heart and soul of a story is the characters, not the setting or events contained in it. It doesn't matter if it's a monster or an ex-wife (lol). A writer writes what moves him or her. Don't let yourself be stapled with the genre label. Writers write, actors act, and lawyers suck. (Write that down)

How I handle occasional computer problems and writers block....


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Meet my muse...




Oh yeah.... I like long walks on the beach too


She sits on the porch of her daddy's house
and all her pretty dreams are torn
she stares off alone into the night
with the eyes of one who hates for just being born
-The Boss-

...think only of the truth of my words, and give heed to that: Let the speaker speak truly and the judge decide justly.
-Socrates-

"Every apathetic bone in my body is yawning in rage." -Bob Carney-


Elvis is dead and I'm not feeling too good.
-Lewis Grizzard-