About Me
Whoo! New year, new site...time for a new biography.
I am not like any person you have ever met, for the simple reason that if you are reading this chances are you have never met me and probably never will. This means I can be as rude to you as I want. Kidding! I wouldn't do that to you, you mealy-mouthed son of a goat's udder.
Do goats have udders? They must. They give milk. Hmmmm.
Ahem. Anyway. I am a 16-year-old writer/blogger, a lover of laughter, and I have never milked a goat, which is why I am not sure about their udders.
Anyway, ideas are always popping out of my head, good and bad ones alike. I have several different creative outlets, which include my blog, my novel, and my youtube channel.
Send me a message! Get to know me! Please tell me if a goat has udders, I am dying to know. I mean really, where else would it come out? Their horns?