comments suggested I should laughat the video on my instagram feedof an aligator crawling across a cul de sacalong with the the words "only in florida..
New Years Resolutions:quit smokingread a booklearn a languagelearn to cookreduce your stressmake a messdrink more,I mean...drink lesswaste timecommit ..
I quit smokingwhich means I now hate the squeek in my boots and my neighbors big dumb dick-hole of a dogI hate the dishes you left in the sinkand when..
My mom came to visit meI wasn't very nice or patient or kindI was self-absorbed, cruel and rudeand why?Because she snaps her fingers together to get c..
He's out thereI'm in hereHim with the sun on his feathers, looking for a wiggling wormMe on my couch cold coffee in my cupLate for a job I hope to god..
Our keys hang on hooks in the wallOur shoes cuddle by the doorOur clothes mingle on the floorOur dishes soak in the sinkForeign authors lean on unexpe..
When searching for a place to live I want to request that in the middle of the night I'll hear a train whistle.That i'll find tulips in the tiles.I wa..
Hung in my closet: My only constant in clothes.My dad's old band T shirt,The Expensive WinosHe was my age in the year disappearing behind my backIt us..