avant security guard : Writing

country music

country music

A Story by avant security guard


just random titles and lyrics of modern country music, art, randy travis, toby kieth, steel magnolia, with all too true autobiographic sci fi
Blondel

Blondel

A Poem by avant security guard


supposedly saved King Richard the Lionhearted
I Went to Yale & Harvard

I Went to Yale & Harvard

A Story by avant security guard


just kidding--I know these are great schools
natural and unnatural disasters

natural and unnatural disasters

A Chapter by avant security guard


Short list of disasters Earthquake Pregnancy Tsunami job as barista Pepperoni Asteroids What to take with you, or, what to store up in adva..
recipes for disasters

recipes for disasters

A Book by avant security guard


preparations in case an asteroid hits
How To Know When Your Life Is Boring

How To Know When Your Life Is Boring

A Chapter by avant security guard


You know your life is boring when: you start reading the inserts to your prescriptions you write down fake quotes of Jacques Cartier upon discov..
How To Know When Your Life Is Boring

How To Know When Your Life Is Boring

A Book by avant security guard


a comprehensive, incomprehensible, short study guide
grandparents

grandparents

A Story by avant security guard


a message from 2082
Reality Man

Reality Man

A Poem by avant security guard


there is a photo insert that doesn't look like it came out, also, if you put in a dash, it comes out as a quotation mark
Fentastic, Chapter One

Fentastic, Chapter One

A Chapter by avant security guard


Fentastic Chapter one In the beginning, there was wisdom, and then we got old--like11 years old, when we discovered the concept that perhaps every..