"Oh my God." Said Johnny, "Dude, you ran over a homesless man!!" "Johnny!" said Lindsey, "This is that one lady that works at the patent office!" "Com..
David did not know why but for some reason he was naked and piloting a spacecraft to a location he knew nothing about. Just then the spaceship started..
After eating their food our loyal droogs got up and went to the cashier to pay. "Okay how much is that?" David asked the cashier. "Let's see.." she sa..
After having the front window of their car smashed in Dave ran out of the car as fast as he could. He kept running and running without looking back. H..
Let's go back 25 minutes.After having the front window of their car smashed in Johnny ran out as fast as he could. One of the gang members then shoute..
David woke up with a terrible headache. He got up from the floor of a hotel room. He looked around and saw his bed was made as though he didn't even s..
David and Johnny both looked out the window and saw Lindsey talking to a man across the street. "I hope this works." said David. The man she was talki..
David's JournalAugust 16, 2007Well, hello journal. I can't believe I've been in here for two months already. This whole prison thing really sucks. At ..