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About MeA: How long is this train gonna be? I'm late for my appointment! Don't look at me like that lady, what you mean you're just a floor sweeper. F*****g Germans!
Q: Jeesh, they can say what they like about Hitler, at least the trains ran on time. A: You again! Get the f**k out my head! Where do you think those trains were headed? Q: No, you get out MY head! I don't care how many Jews were killed! You have no idea how they treated my grandfather in the war. It was horrible... He was passed for promotion time and time again. A: What ever. I need a piss. Excuse me - waiter person, where are your toilet facilities? Down the stairs? Thanks. Q: Hahaha! He said just go down the stairs! Do as he says, and we'll watch people slip on it. A: Shut up... Q: Listen, you'd be nowhere without me - nowhere! You think Sex-O-Bottle would be as successful without me? You think you'd be as satisfying in bottle form without me?! Don't make me laugh, kid. A: We are the same age... If I'm a kid, you're a kid. Q: F*****g Jew. A: Stop it! People are staring! Q: Two Jews walk into a bar... wankers. A: That's not even funny. Q: Neither is your mom. A: We have the same mom! Q: Shut up. A: You shut up. Q: Jew. A: Stop! Q: Why, the SS are long gone, man. They can't do s**t to you now! When Hitler went, so did the whole damn country. They could of kicked the whole world's a*s, but they didn't. F*****g p*****s. A: The train's here, be quiet for a bit. Q: Ooooh! That's a big train! Let's run through all the carriages and shout there's a bomb! A: No. Don't even pretend, that's- Q: Hey, they have free sandwhiches! A: Put that back you idiot! Q: Ut it astes oh good. A: Let's sit down.. Q: Eeew! That woman infront of us has two seats! That's not fair! She's probably fleeing from Norway - I hear whale hunting's allowed there now. A: Shut up - I'm sorry ma'am, I have split personality disorder... Q: Sure we do! A: That's it. Q: Ow! Don't punch me! A: Ah! My jaw! Police man: Sir, you must stop now! Cease attacking yourself at - Gerald, they're in the aisles. He's running! Catch him! Q: There's a bomb on the train, run! Run in terror before you - A: Stop! No - ladies and gentle, stop screaming! There's - Q: A bomb on the train. Police Officer: Okay, suspect is believed armed and dangerous. I'm taking him out! A: S**t! He's got a taser -- Q: Oh sh-- Police Officer: I'll increase the voltage! He isn't screaming enough! Comments
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